Jessica Biel is arguably one of the most attractive women on the planet. So it should please the masses (read: dudes) that she will play an exotic dancer in her next movie, "Powder Blue."
I hope Biel's wonderful acting* will be on display for this movie. After all, her acting is one of the most incredible things about her. Without acting, would we even care about Jessica Biel?
Sadly, probably not.
* "Acting" may or may not be a euphemism for "breasts."Branden Hart, TheSequitur.com's managing editor, works as an editor in San Antonio.
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